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Genre: Comedy

Kevin Precious: The Reluctant Teacher

Sunday 20/06/2027

Kevin Precious used to be a teacher. He enjoyed the teaching part; it was the stuff that goes with it that was a drag. So he left. Determined to get…

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Barnstormers Comedy

From Sunday 17/01/2027

Stretching all the way back to 2004, and now in its twenty-second year, Barnstormers Comedy returns once more to the delightful surrounds of the Capitol Studio on the regular 'Third…

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Ed Patrick: Numb and Number

Thursday 11/02/2027

Following his hugely successful Catch Your Breath tour, comedian and NHS anaesthetist Ed Patrick returns with his new hit show Numb and Number. Get your appointment while you can. ‘Brilliantly…

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Scummy Mummies: On The Edge

Saturday 06/02/2027

MUMS’ NIGHT OUT! Helen and Ellie are women on the edge - tired of looking after teens, done with domestic drudgery, and peed off with the perimenopause. Join them for…

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Julian Clary: Fully Dilated

From Wednesday 07/04/2027

Are you ready for some filth? Good! I’m going to be talking about things on this tour that would get me flogged in Dubai. And pointed at in Peckham. I…

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Henning Wehn: Acid Wehn

Tuesday 02/03/2027

Award-deserving German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn takes an unbiased look at climate change, a topic sure to delight audiences and no surprise. After all, everyone loves talking about the weather.…

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Paul Zerdin: Shut Your Mouth

Thursday 27/05/2027

Paul Zerdin, the master ventriloquist and winner of America’s Got Talent, is back on the road with his brand-new stand-up comedy tour ‘Shut Your Mouth’. Expect an outrageous night of…

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Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse

Thursday 04/02/2027

Hot on the heels of his fourth sell-out UK tour, the nation’s favourite clairvoyant medium, from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’, Clinton Baptiste has extended his new live show for 2027…

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Rhys James: Chop Logic

Thursday 18/03/2027

Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore…

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