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		<title>Paul Zerdin: Shut Your Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 10:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Paul Zerdin, the master ventriloquist and winner of America’s Got Talent, is back on the road with his brand-new stand-up comedy tour ‘Shut Your Mouth’. Expect an outrageous night of laughs as Paul battles to keep his unruly sidekicks in check – from the cheeky Sam and mischievous Baby to outrageous old Albert, straight-talking Roger [...]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul Zerdin, the master ventriloquist and winner of America’s Got Talent, is back on the road with his brand-new stand-up comedy tour ‘Shut Your Mouth’.</p>
<p>Expect an outrageous night of laughs as Paul battles to keep his unruly sidekicks in check – from the cheeky Sam and mischievous Baby to outrageous old Albert, straight-talking Roger the Bodyguard and the sharp-witted Urban Fox. Making a much-requested return is broadcaster character Alasdair Rimmer, who proved such a hit last time he practically begged to come back!</p>
<p>Packed with hysterical new material, incredible puppetry and Zerdin’s razor-sharp comedy, this is one show where keeping quiet is simply not an option.</p>
<p><strong>Age suitability 14 yrs +</strong></p>
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		<title>Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 15:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Hot on the heels of his fourth sell-out UK tour, the nation’s favourite clairvoyant medium, from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’, Clinton Baptiste has extended his new live show for 2027 and beyond! In a rudderless world, mankind needs an envoy to gather solutions from the all-knowing, all-seeing Afterlife. But who should it be? Of course, [...]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hot on the heels of his fourth sell-out UK tour, the nation’s favourite clairvoyant medium, from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’, Clinton Baptiste has extended his new live show for 2027 and beyond!</p>
<p>In a rudderless world, mankind needs an envoy to gather solutions from the all-knowing, all-seeing Afterlife.</p>
<p>But who should it be?</p>
<p>Of course, there’s only one man for the job – Clinton Baptiste.</p>
<p>Receiving the audiences’ queries and earthbound dilemmas, Clinton will then reach out to spirits for answers.</p>
<p>Fear not. He will probe sensitively.</p>
<p>Spiritual connection. Mystical congress….</p>
<p>……Spectral Intercourse.</p>
<p>“The funniest man alive!” Joe Lycett</p>
<p>“Such a funny man, I love him!” Rob Brydon</p>
<p>“Absolutely hilarious” Chris Moyles</p>
<p>@realclintonb</p>
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<h6><strong>STRICTLY AGE 14+</strong></h6>
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		<title>Rhys James: Chop Logic</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 15:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough, he might just be able to solve yours. A fast, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from [...]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rhys has made a discovery that could fix everything. It’s been staring him in the face the whole time, in a mirror held behind his head. If he can ignore his own problems for long enough, he might just be able to solve yours.</p>
<p>A fast, forensic show of big ideas and gag-dense overthinking from one of the nation’s sharpest stand-ups.</p>
<p>Star of TLC’s Mock The Week and BBC Radio 4&#8217;s Rhysearch, also seen furrowing his brow on QI, Live At The Apollo and his viral U&amp;Dave lecture, &#8216;I Stalk Strangers Online&#8217;.</p>
<p>‘Scintillating stand-up’ ★★★★ The Times</p>
<p>‘Flip your head back, laugh out loud, clap spontaneously, snort uncontrollably and pee your pants funny’ ★★★★★ Edinburgh Festivals Magazine</p>
<p>‘One of the funniest men in the world’ Richard Osman</p>
<h6><strong>STRICTLY 14+ Likely to be swearing and adult content</strong></h6>
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